By Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras
A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and notorious figures earlier and current -- a complete path in anti-eloquence by means of the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.
Note: a prior variation of this booklet was once released in 1993 via Doubleday. it truly is right here reprinted by means of association with Doubleday.
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Ford stopped and peered into the dark doorway. ” he said. The girl laughed and stepped forward a little out of the shadow. She was tall, and had that kind of self-possessed shyness which is a great trick if you can do it. “It’s my big number,” she said. “I have a master’s degree in social economics and can be very convincing. People love it. ” “Goosnargh,” said Ford Prefect, which was a special Betelgeusian word he used when he knew he should say something but didn’t know what it should be. He sat on a step, took from his satchel a bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit and a towel.
It soon became apparent that some of the burglar alarms on the next block had been deliberately set off by one police tribe in order to lay an ambush for the other. Cars with screaming sirens converged on the area, only to find themselves being picked off by helicopters which came thudding through the air between the city’s mountainous tower blocks. “In fact,” said Ford, having to shout now above the din, “it wasn’t quite like that. ” He took his copy of the Guide back out of his satchel. “Then the planet got demolished,” he shouted, “really worthwhile job, eh?
She brushed aside Ford’s half-articulated protests, and left him sitting dejectedly on his garbage can preparing to watch a large swath of his working life being swept away electronically into the ether. Out in the street things had calmed down a little. The police battle had moved off to other sectors of the city, the few surviving members of the rock band had agreed to recognize their musical differences and pursue solo careers, the street theater group was reemerging from the Italian restaurant with the pack animal, telling it they would take it to a bar they knew where it would be treated with a little respect, and a little way farther on the steel-gray limousine was parked silently by the curb.
776 Stupidest Things Ever Said by Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras